So there I was, emotionally broken and left with a digital disaster.
Turns out that while support staff are extremely knowledgeable, they're not really a shoulder to cry on.
After a while (certainly no more than an hour, hour and a half tops) the person who'd been trying to sort me out (I felt we’d become close), said she'd done all she could, and I really had to stop sobbing now, because she had other people to deal with.
I so hope that as you read this, you’re uttering small tuts of sympathy...